By Hannah Currie, @hannah_currie_author
- Have a brilliant story idea and spend the next day/week/month madly scribbling down/plotting out what is easily going to be the next big bestseller. No, not just bestseller. This is going to be the book that changes the world. This is going to be EPIC.
- Open a new document on your computer.
- Stare at blank screen while considering the perfect first line.
- Decide to format the document instead. Add page numbers.
- Go back to page one.
- Add a title.
- Delete title.
- Add a different title.
- Delete title.
- Add title placeholder for later consideration.
- Go back to the first line.
- Stare at blinking cursor for several minutes before deciding to come back to the first line later as well. Start writing from the second line.
- Write 12000 words over the next five hours. Forget to eat because it’s going so well.
- Realize you can’t possibly put off a bathroom break any longer. Come back after bathroom break and accidentally read what you’ve written.
- Delete all bar two sentences.
- Read over two sentences. Delete them too.
- Decide to sleep on it and start again fresh tomorrow.
- Have brilliant brainwave with the perfect title and a zinger of a first line at 1:30am. Know they’re so perfect there’s no way you could possibly forget them.
- Forget every single one.
- Decide some of the words from yesterday could probably work. Put 4000 of them back again.
- Repeat Steps 13 to 20 ad nauseum for the next several months.
- Have another middle of the night brainwave. Finally learn your lesson and write it down on the notebook you put beside your bed for this exact moment.
- Try to translate the scribbles the next morning. Give up.
- Get three quarters of the way through the first draft and realize you have plot threads dangling everywhere, characters who keep changing eye colors, a story you have no idea how to finish, a world that makes no sense, no theme whatsoever, a spineless hero, and WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TO THINK YOU COULD WRITE?!?!? They’re going to know. The readers, the editors, the publishers. Ugh. You’re a fraud. You have no idea what you’re doing and they’re ALL going to know.
- Barely conquer temptation to throw story—and computer—out the window.
- Eat ice cream while glaring at computer.
- Eat chocolate while glaring at the empty ice cream carton.
- Feel sick and decide never to do that again. The temper tantrum bit, not the ice cream. You ARE an author. You DO have a story to tell and you’re going to finish this thing if it kills you.
- Repeat Steps 13 to 20 until you suddenly realize you’re done.
- Write THE END. Even though you know you’ll delete it before sending said book to anyone to read. It just looks cool. And you earned the right to write those two amazing, incredible, awe-inspiring words.
- Celebrate with more ice cream.
- Remember you need to go back and write the first line. Spend far too long trying to think of the perfect one.
- Write first line, title, and dedication page. Sit back and smile. Now you’re done.
- Almost get to the freezer for ice cream when you remember two other things you needed to fix.
- Fix two things. Find five more. Fix them too.
- Save a new, clean copy of your now completed—and absolutely brilliant—manuscript.
- Remember that you also forgot to change the main character’s eye color back to brown in chapter seventeen. Fix that. Save again.
- Sit on your laurels for a week or two. YOU WROTE A BOOK!!
- Proudly sit down to do a complete read through of your brilliant work.
- Find a typo in the first line. And the second. And a day with 33 hours in chapter two.
- Pull out a notebook and pen to take notes. This could take a while.
- Wonder again what you were thinking as you ruthlessly cut, hack and edit your precious book.
- Find a line that makes you smile. Vacillate between pride and wonder. I WROTE THAT!! WAIT, I WROTE THAT?!? Wow! I AM a writer!
- Find a line that makes you cringe. Quickly delete and thank God profusely that no one saw it.
- Spend two hours trying to fix one sentence. After two hours decide the first option was best.
- Repeat Steps 43 to 46. Many times.
- Finish edits!
- Send clean, completed manuscript to editor. Pat yourself on the back. You’ve done it. You’ve written a book and it’s absolutely brilliant. Bestseller list here we come!
- Find another error.
Okay, yes, this is completely tongue-in-cheek but, well, there might be some truth to it. Wherever you’re at in your writing today, remember, you’re not alone. We’ve all been there—and will be again—and you CAN do this!
Happy writing ☺
Since the morning he woke to find his precious daughter gone with only the remains of their latest argument left behind, King Lior has been praying she’d come home. For four years now, he’s prayed and searched, sending his best knights to find Evangeline, only to hear nothing. Until the day their missive arrives with three words: we’ve found her. He sends one right back with orders to bring her home.
But that order isn’t easily achieved. Evangeline, now a lowly servant, has no plans to return. Though the knights claim her father still loves her, she knows the truth: he’d cast her aside as quickly as everyone else if he knew how far she’d truly fallen. She can’t go home. Not with her scars. Or her failures. Or her son.
Only, the knights won’t leave without her. And just as she starts to wonder if maybe they might be right, the choice is taken from her altogether.
Sir Darrek thought the hardest part of his quest would be finding Evangeline. He had no idea how difficult it would be to get her home.
Hannah Currie has loved royals—both real and fictional—for as long as she can remember and has always been fascinated by their lives. They started making their way into her writing somewhere around first grade, and never stopped. While she never dreamed of being a princess for real (way too many expectations and people watching), she certainly wouldn’t say no to the gorgeous gowns, endless wardrobes, chefs and cleaners that come with the job. A crown or two wouldn’t go astray either. Or Belle’s library. Where she’d just sit and stare at the books with a giddy smile on her face for hours.
Hannah lives with her husband and three kids in Australia, where they proudly claim the royal family as their own. She is very honored to be one of the launching authors for the new WhiteCrown Publishing line with her Crown of Promise series full of faith, romance and—of course—royals.